Varmint Relocation Program: How to Trap Humanely

By Troy Griepentrog
Published on September 28, 2007
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So, a little weasel is getting your chickens. The raccoons are
eating more of your sweet corn than you are. Or maybe a skunk is
stealing eggs. Like most folks, you enjoy having wildlife nearby,
but you have your limits. Live traps can be a diplomatic
solution.

You can buy a metal cage trap pretty inexpensively, especially
when you consider the cost of your losses and the durability of a
metal trap. You also can build a wooden trap from scrap lumber and
some hardware cloth (wire mesh). It’s a relatively simply process
and you could make several different sizes of traps in an
afternoon, even without using power tools
(
instructions
are online).

Bait the trap with corn, fish, cat food (lots of animals love
cat food) or whatever works in your situation. The critter enters
the trap and hits the release, the doors snap shut, and you have a
trapped wild animal on your hands. Now what?

Trapping a varmint is easy. What you do with it afterward is the
hard part, especially if it’s a skunk. You have several
choices:

  1. Put the critter (trap and all) in the back of a truck, drive to
    the next county and open the trap. (A friend of mine refers to this
    as the ‘witness relocation program.’) Just remember, turnabout is
    fair play. People in the next county might be relocating varmints
    to your county, too.
  2. Have a reasonable conversation with the critter. Explain your
    investment of time and financial resources in your garden or
    poultry flock. Offer to set out additional dog food if he’ll leave
    your garden and chickens alone.
  3. Build a large, natural habitat with observation areas and call
    it a zoo.
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