Woody Allen: Money Talk circa 1983

By The Mother Earth News Editors
Published on July 1, 1983
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ILLUSTRATION: FOTLIA/FRESHIDEA
A picture of the economic outlook in 1983, through the eyes of Woody Allen, other experts, and the MOTHER EARTH NEWS editor.

“You know, the world is at a crossroads. One road leads to utter hopelessness and despair, and the other to oblivion. I just hope we have the wisdom to choose the right course.”

That’s how Woody Allen puts it. Sure, I know, he’s just a comedian. So you want to hear how a political scientist views our situation? Then let’s listen to Professor William Withrow of Gardner Webb College . . . a levelheaded educator who farms on the side. (These remarks are reprinted with permission from the January 1983 issue of Mountain Living magazine). 

“Today, when they talk about the signs of an improving economy — people are buying houses again, well, are they paying cash for those houses? No, they’re using credit. People are buying automobiles again — well, how are they paying for those new automobiles? So here goes this debt. We’re just propping it up a little longer, is all we’re doing. I think if anyone just sat down and thought about all of this, they’d come to the same conclusions.

See, we’re still thinking as we were thinking 30-40 years ago, but the world has changed, and the institutions that we set up 100 years ago (banking, farming) . . . those did a pretty good job of taking care of the problems of those times, but we’re moving into the 21st century, and the institutions that we created in the 19th century just can’t cope. Fifty years ago we didn’t have to worry about a population problem, a fuel and energy problem, import problems.

If we continue to devote our efforts toward restoring things like they used to be, say, five years ago . . . then the question becomes: Which party do you want in power when the crash comes?

Yes, I think it’s going to happen. As regards when it’ll happen, we can continue propping it up for a while . . . [but] all we’re doing is simply prolonging the agony …. I ‘would forecast that it would come by 1985, but I have my doubts as to whether we’d survive until that time. But then when the economy collapses, what do we do? There’s one thing we’re going to have plenty of: Minutemen, Titans, Poseidons, Tridents…but we can’t eat weapons.”

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