10 Great Quotations: Wise and Witty Words


| 3/15/2011 10:44:14 AM


Tags: quotations, humor, sustainability, Miriam Landman,

Among the many quotations that I’ve compiled over the years, I think that these are some of the most witty, wry, and clever. If you enjoy them, share them with others. And please add your favorite funny quotations in the Comments below! 

“The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
- Lily Tomlin

“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”
- Lily Tomlin

“Always do right. That will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest.”
- Mark Twain

“... Urban friends ask me how I can stand living here, ‘so far from everything?’  When I hear this question over the phone, I’m usually looking out the window at a forest, a running creek, and a vegetable garden, thinking: Define everything.”
- Barbara Kingsolver (from her book Animal, Vegetable, Miracle: A Year of Food Life)

“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
- Ingrid Bergman

huiskey jad-allah
8/12/2011 5:46:01 AM

No ones but some ones. so i am no ones but some ones. huiskey jad-Allah R Rayd





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