ROUND ROBIN

By Staff
Published on October 1, 2004
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A TRUE HORTIHOLIC

Andrew Van Hevelingen

I went out to the compost pile and rescued three, ratty
looking ‘Ruben’ blueberry plants, repotting them into one-gallon
containers hoping they’d revive.

NEWBERG, Oregon — I knew I had attended one too many plant sales
this summer when a friend pinned a large badge on my chest with the
word hortiholic written on it! I had suspected as much, but after
this public display, I knew I needed help. My name is Andrew, and I
have a plant problem. I can’t help it. I am weak-kneed in the
presence of a well-turned leaf or a pretty flower. Though it
doesn’t really matter if the plant is an herb or not, I secretly
believe any plant I choose must be used as an herb somewhere in the
world to justify my having it. Luckily, a vast array of plants
qualify under this definition.

Well, this summer, my plant addiction finally spiraled out of
control. My wife confronted me with the choice of her cleaning up
the nursery (I think she really meant “out,” not “up”) or cleaning
my cluttered garage. Since the latter is a security thing, I let
her attack the nursery. But I couldn’t watch. As I worked in
another part of the nursery, I secretly spied her merrily cart
wheelbarrow loads of lost treasures to the compost pile. When she
had finished, there were clean tables with only empty flats and
scattered piles of plant tags. The nursery looked better, and we
could start to put out new plants from the greenhouse that needed
to be hardened off.

We barely had started filling the space with Thymus praecox
articus ‘Magic Carpet,’ a new introduction of a very flat creeping
lemon-scented thyme with rich carmine-pink flowers in mid-summer,
when I had a relapse. There I was, admiring the mat of color, the
stunning blooms, the orderliness. I just couldn’t take it. I went
out to the compost pile and rescued three, ratty looking ‘Ruben’
blueberry plants, repotting them into one-gallon containers hoping
they’d revive. I feel completely justified because this particular
cultivar is purported to have even greater antioxidant properties
than other blueberry cultivars. These plants were strictly
medicinal. Honestly.

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