Down to Earth

By Jim Long
Published on April 1, 1995
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“I hate violets,” a woman said, pointing to a small violet colony growing under the baptisia.

“Why would you hate such lovely plants?” her companion asked.

“Because they’re terrorists,” she replied. “They just move in and occupy an area, driving out everything else.”

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