Bundle Up Indoors to Beat the Cold

By Lisa Anderson
Published on January 1, 1981
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ILLUSTRATION: MOTHER EARTH NEWS STAFF
Rather than paying more for heat, the Andersons decided to bundle up indoors.

One cold winter morning–as I went about my usual daily routine–I answered the doorbell to find an absolutely dumbstruck UPS delivery man standing on the front steps. He was motionless for at least a full minute gazing at me in speechless bewilderment! 

I stared back with curiosity, and wondered (briefly) what was wrong with the poor fellow. Then I remembered that I had come to the door in my snuggler sack, which–although odd enough in itself–was made more comical by the added bulkiness of the down warm-up pants and jacket that I wore underneath it. 

Of course, my “below-zero” boots may also have caught the man off guard. They did add a certain elephantine effect to my lower extremities. And I’m sure the old kerchief around my head did nothing to diminish the peculiarity of my appearance.

Ah yes, I concluded after a moment’s hesitation, this particular delivery person has obviously never knocked on my door before! I felt compelled to explain why I had to bundle up.

“I’m dressed this way because we keep our thermostat set at 48°.”

“Forty-eight?” the bewildered carrier repeated. “Don’t you freeze?”  

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