Hey Chickie, Wanna Buy Some Scratch?

Reader Contribution by Victoria Gazeley

I have a confession to make.

I am a dealer of avian contraband. Or a chicken’s version of an Apple Store. Or some sort of poultry pop star.

At least that’s what it looks like.

I walk outside, and within seconds I have 15 fluffy, preening little pre-teens following me. And not just following, but RACING towards me, crowding around my feet, clucking and cooing (and sometimes screaming), wanting my autograph… or something more sinister.

Is this what Justin Bieber feels like?

Comments (0) Join others in the discussion!
    Online Store Logo
    Need Help? Call 1-800-234-3368