American Humor: The U.S. Catch and Release Fish System

The Last Laugh column shares MOTHER EARTH NEWS reader submitted American humor. Jo Novara shares his tale of explaining to an Italian cousin the U.S. catch and release fish system and our prison system.

| October/November 2000

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    Getting off the hook.
    ILLUSTRATION: TIM HAGGERTY

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Last Laugh shares MOTHER EARTH NEWS reader submitted American humor with other readers. Jo Novara tells a story of how our catch and release fish system confuses his Italian cousin. 

"Beautiful," he exclaimed. "But you mean to tell me you keep these fish like pets just to make bambini to put in lakes and . . . what do you call . . . little rivers?"

"Streams," I translated.

"Streams. But then fishermen have to throw them back if they are too small?"



"Yep, that's our catch and release fish system. And sometimes they put back everything they catch."

"Throw everything back? Ma, che pazzie." 






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