I'm sure all you do-it-yourselfing MOTHER EARTH NEWS-types out there have, at one time or another, been in the same predicament: After hours of struggling with a complicated workshop project (one of those intricate assemblies that force you to use every hand, foot, and tooth you possess to get everything lined up "just right"), you find that—at the moment of truth—all your 12mm nuts have bolted, every one of your finishing nails has punched out and gone home, and your new bottle of "super" adhesive is out looking for a telephone booth. What do you do? If you're like most folks, you shift a crucial support brace to one side of your mouth, cast an imploring eye toward the Great Handyman In The Sky, and shout, "HELP!"
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