MOTHERS' DOWN-HOME COUNTRY LORE
Seed savers usually face (or avoid, actually) the danger of
cross-pollination between different species of squash,
pumpkin, cucumber, etc., by resorting to growing a single
variety. In McMinnville, Oregon, however, Floyd Moore has
devised a better way to deal with the problem of potential
mix-ups. A day or so before the female blossom (the one
with the little pumpkin or squash or whatever at its base)
opens up, just snap a small rubber band around the end of
the petals. After a couple of days remove this retainer
and—with a cotton swab or a camelhair brush—do
your own pollination. Then replace the rubber band
and tie an additional color-coded band around the stem so
that—when harvest time rolls around—you'll know
which plants contain true-to-type seeds . . . and which are
your own hybrids.
" 'Chris's shelves' (named for the friend who taught me
this construction method) require a minimum of materials
and only a little labor," says Rich Weinhold of Redding,
California. Sound appealing? You bet it does! A hammer,
pliers with a wire cutter, a tape measure, and perhaps a
stud finder and level are all that's needed for the
installation. And the only materials required are the shelf
boards of your choice, common or box nails, and some twine
or wire. Each shelf (see diagram) is supported at stud
intervals (thus the probable need for a stud finder), rests
on nails driven into the wall, and hangs at the front by
the twine or wire.
The initial step in this construction process is to locate
the studs and determine the desired height of each shelf.
Leave 1/2" to 3/4" of each nail exposed in order to be able
to wrap the twine (or wire) around at points B and C . . .
as well as to support the shelf at point A. Front-to-rear
leveling is then achieved easily by simply wrapping turns
of the twine about the supporting nails to get the desired
angle.
And—of particular interest to apartment and home
renters (and landlords)—these shelves are inexpensive
enough to leave for the next tenant. However, if you do
choose to take your shelves with you when you depart the
premises, the nail holes can easily be filled with Spackle
and will be almost invisible. (To do this properly, though,
place a small block of wood beneath the head of the hammer
as you "claw" the fasteners out.) Thanks to Rich
and Chris for this portable shelf idea.
Naturally enough, a clean wood shingle—or any other
type for that matter—roof is gonna last longer than a
dirty one. The problem is turning the latter into the
former . . . preferably without crawling around the top of
your house on your hands and knees scraping accumulations
of moss and dirt from individual shingles. Tom Zeitler of
Suring, Wisconsin handles this usually unpleasant chore
with a minimum hassle by sprinkling lime freely along just
the peak of the housetop. The enterprising Mr. Zeitler then
lets the rain do the work. Which it does by dissolving the
lime, spreading it over the other shingles, thereby
removing just about every particle of moss and other
accumulated debris.
An instant greenhouse can be fashioned from an old car
body, suggests Maple Valley, Washington's Blanche Haynes,
provided the vehicle's windows are still intact. Just
arrange your plant flats, crates, and other containers
within the cleaned-out automobile hull in whatever way you
think will make for the most convenient watering and
tending. Make it easy on yourself. And, for daytime
ventilation, just crank open a window or two. Maybe you'll
even find a vehicle (planter) with a sun roof!
Got a screen door, an outhouse door, or perhaps just a
small gate that you'd like to close automatically? Well,
those long coil springs made for just that purpose are nice
but—as James Tinger of Hermitage, Tennessee points
out—you don't need 'em if there's an old inner tube
handy . . . and there almost always is. Cut a 2"-wide strip
the length you need (it'll depend on the distance your door
or gate swings) from the tube. Then fold over 1" of each
end of the length of rubber and fasten the stretcher to the
door, gate, fence, etc. (using nails or screws attached to
1" X 1" X 2" wood blocks). You'll laugh—in
admiration—at the simple practicality of this
down-home idea.
If you do have an inner tube—especially from
a truck tire—that's being cut up for whatever reason
. . . save that valve stem. Why? To make a simple—but
effective—compression tester for your machine,
whether it's a car, truck, tractor, or rototiller. Just
take an old spark plug from the vehicle to be tested and
break away the glass part of the electrode, leaving the
metal threaded portion intact. Then take that truck tube
air valve you've been holding on to and braze it to the
threaded (now glassless) section of the plug. Screw the new
"tester" into the spark plug hole of the machine you're
testing and apply air pressure—with a pump, f' r
instance—through the air valve. According to Joe
Chasse of Renton, Washington (who sent us this little
trick), if you then hear air at the exhaust pipe you've got
a bad exhaust valve . . . air detected at the carburetor
means a bad intake valve . . . and air at the breather
outlet indicates bad rings.
Don't despair over a burned pot or pan. We all blacken
cooking utensils from time to time. The question is what to
do about it. Easy. Clean the blackened utensil as best you
can with conventional methods (scrubbing, scraping,
soaking, cursing). Then pour salt in it and fill the pot or
pan with at least two inches of the seasoning if the sides
are also burnt.
Next heat the salt-laden dish, occasionally stirring its
contents around. After the salt is thoroughly heated remove
the pot and let it—and the seasoning—cool.
Then, when you pour off the salt, the burnt sides and
bottom of the pan—in the form of ash—should
pour off as well!
Although Iona Westwood of Laytonville, California would be
hesitant to try this method with enamelware, she's used
it—with good results and no warping—on cast
iron, aluminum, and stainless steel.
And don't throw away that salt after you've used it! Iona
says you can just heat it up again (ash and all) and pour
it into a sack or sturdy pillowcase for a down-home "hot
water bottle". Tie off the top of the bag and wrap your new
creation in a towel. It'll stay hot for hours . . . and is
a good "salt of the earth" treatment for earaches,
backaches, and just plain warming your footsies!
Summer is good ole-fashioned barbecue time and you've
probably got the grill out already. Problem is, though,
often there are coals or briquettes left over
after you've done your cooking . . . and that fuel
usually ends up going to waste. It doesn't have to
be that way, though, not if you do as Ivan Gossage of
Portola, California does.
Take a pail of water and—using a pair of
tongs—drop the hot briquettes into the water.
(They'll steam and spew, so stand back aways.) At first the
little chunks of fuel will float . . . then eventually sink
to the bottom. Good. Fish the wet coals out with the tongs
and let 'em dry. Then bag up the recycled charcoal and
it'll be all ready for your next outdoor feast!
Tree stumps can be a real nuisance, but Larry Halton has
come up with an ingenious way of removing them from his
DeSoto, Missouri land. First cut the top and bottom out of
an empty metal 55-gallon drum. Then make a 6-inch hole in
the side of the barrel, near the base, to provide a draft.
Dig a "moat" around—and a few inches out
from—the stump you're trying to get rid of . . .
place the drum (a 55-gallon drum is approximately 23" in
diameter) down over the stump . . . and start a fire in the
barrel. Your portable stove will burn what's left of the
tree down below ground level in about 24 hours, more or
less, depending on the size of the stump.
Donna Bartz of Hingham, Massachusetts informs us that her
great-uncle always kept a couple of goldfish—gold in
color, anyway—in the indoor watering tank that he'd
fashioned for his horses from a half of an oak barrel. The
presence of the tinny creatures kept the algae from growing
in the tank and—whether it was fish sense or horse
sense—each time after the horses drank, the fish were
still swimming around. A good country example of a true
symbiotic, one hand washes (and watches) the other
relationship.
A big, shiny sheet of glass on your desk top looks good,
feels good . . . even allows your special papers to show
through for a quick-and-easy reference. Unfortunately,
quarter-inch glass—which is what you need—is
expensive. Doug Firebaugh of Freeport, Illinois, however,
has a way around the excessive cost. He gets old bureau
mirrors at garage and household sales. Then, with 50 cents'
worth of nitric acid and a good pair of rubber gloves, Doug
cleans the silver from the back of the mirror
and—voila!—has a good-sized desktop cover of
clear glass at a fraction of "new" cost.
A little behavioral psychology applied by Wendy Parsons of
Endeavour, Saskatchewan is keeping her cow from kicking
over the milk pail. It seems that if you tie a
rope—very tightly!—around a balky cow's middle
just in front of her udder, the cow will lose a great deal
of the interest she had in kicking. (It gets uncomfortable
real quick.) Then, as ole Bossy starts to lose her
bad habit, you can gradually put the rope on looser and
looser at milking time. Eventually, if she's got any memory
at all, you'll be able to just lay the rope across her back
(as a gentle reminder) and she still won't kick you or the
bucket!
Paul Houston of Allons, Tennessee has been intrigued by the
various ways MOTHER's staffers have used old refrigerators,
and he's come up with a few unusual applications of his
own.
Seems the worn-out coolers make ideal wormbeds for Paul's worm farm . . . both the inner and
outer cabinets. (The outer shells should have all the gook
and insulating material thoroughly cleaned away, of course,
as the fiberglass strands, etc., would probably kill any
worms that came in contact with them.) Paul also mixes up
worm bedding (before putting his little wigglers into the
mix) in another recycled fridge . . . and—after
closing off a few holes in its cabinet—he's found yet
another of the old "cold chests" an ideal container to soak
his worms' peat moss in.
Then too, Paul has found that reclaimed reefers are ideal
storage cabinets for power tools and paint. Just screw 3/4"
X 1" cleats as desired to the inside walls and cut shelves
the approximate size from 518" plywood sheeting. And, by
adding a scrap piece of one-inch water pipe for a hanger
rod, the big shells become sturdy shop closets that are
ideal for rain gear, dirty clothes, and the like.
Whether for economic or ecological reasons you
can't—or don't want to—use steel wool to scrub
your pots, try this tip from Lois L. Oswald of Saxonburg,
Pennsylvania.
Get a short length of small, rough old steel chain and
fasten the ends into a circle. Then just wrap a few strips
of cloth around the chain and you've got a scrubber that'll
pretty well last forever.
Sand or pebbles also make good scrubbers and can be found
(and disposed of) anywhere. Just drop the sand or stones in
the bottom of the pan, add a bit of water, and scrub away.
And if you don't want to try chains, pebbles, or sand . . .
hang onto those plastic mesh onion bags! Bundle 'em up in
the kitchen and use the little scrubbers to do just that .
. . scrub your pots and pans. But Gayl Washington of
Deposit, New York doesn't even stop there in her recycling
of these empty onion holders.
Put a bar of soap in one of the bags, tie both ends, and
you've got a great "scrubber" for feet, ankles, whatever!
The mesh keeps hair from clinging to the soap and prevents
chips of soap from clogging the drain.
And for an attractive, mouse-proof bread box, Gayl says to
just paint a rural mailbox to match your kitchen decor.
It'll be a surefire conversation piece and—when
you're out of bread—just raise the flag to remind
yourself!
OK. Now it's YOUR turn! We've all come up with some
practical, down-home, time-tested solutions to the
frustrating little problems that bug us every day. Let's
hear YOUR best "horse sense"ideas so we can share 'em and
all benefit.
Send your pointers to Down-Home Country Lore, P.O. Box
70, Hendersonville, N.C. 28739, and I'll make sure that the
most useful of the suggestions 1 receive will appear in
upcoming editions. A one-year subscription—or a one
year extension of an existing subscription—will then
be sent to each contributor whose tip does get printed in
this column.—MOTHER.