Useful Outhouse Bathroom Decor

Improve your outhouse bathroom decor and sanitation with these tips and tricks.
By Mary Miron
January/February 1979
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Creative decorations and good sanitation can make your outhouse a more pleasant place to visit.
PHOTO: NATALIE SCHAEFER
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The other day, as I thumbed through an agricultural weekly, I came upon a lament for the demise of the old homestead privy. As a day-to-day outhouse user, I don't have affectionate feelings about our outhouse, but I'm accustomed to it, I guess. I definitely don't find it an inconvenience like some of our more citified friends seem to.

I have to admit, however, that my initial reaction — when we moved to our country home two winters ago — was not as tolerant. The former tenants had left our outhouse (which had served a family of seven) uphill from the house and only 28 feet from the well.

We suffered through that first freezing winter, and tried not to think about outhouse runoff getting into the water supply. We also worried about outhouse sanitation as we poked the rising "unmentionable" stalagmite down with a two-by-four every day or so.

No one developed gastroenteritis, but come May, we cleaned out the whole pit and moved the outhouse 60 feet (and over a hill) from the well. Relief at last.

Outhouse Bathroom Décor

Outhouse decorations can be very important, so, to make the relocated outhouse more aesthetic, I gave it a coat of white paint (inside and out) and hung a small art exhibit on the walls for the edification of visitors (we have one neighbor whose outhouse decorations are erotic pictures and French postcards, but my tastes run more to the conservative). The bright paint and the artwork are enough for our outhouse bathroom décor inside while the summer wildflowers handle that chore outside with no assistance at all.

Decorations do much to help cheer us (and our guests) during periods of inactivity in the outhouse, but the most important part of outhouse bathroom décor is cleanliness.

Outhouse Sanitation

We empty and bury the contents of the drop drawer regularly and — before returning it to service — line the container with a few inches of clean soil or sawdust to make the next dumping easier.

In the cold months (here in Nova Scotia we have a stretch when everything freezes) there are long periods when emptying the drawer is impossible. An occasional dose of septic tank stimulant (we use Septobac) melts the pile down some, but that first spring unloading is always a real job.

I keep a bucket of wood ashes and an empty quart can by the seat so that we can "flush" our waste with a sprinkle of ashes after each use. This is an important part of outhouse sanitation because it keeps the odors away. When ashes are scarce, we mix them with sawdust to stretch out the supply.

Regular sweepings and wash-downs control cobwebs and grime inside. Bunches of aromatic herbs and a scented candle or two add a lot to the atmosphere.

It always surprises me when we visit people whose houses are worlds tidler than mine, but whose privies are actually offensive. I feel that the outhouse, as a potentially "dirty" place, deserves a little extra housecleaning. My husband calls me "outhouse proud,” but he only means that he'd like to see the kitchen less cluttered ... not that he thinks the privy should be messier.

Someday, I expect, the miracles of modern plumbing (or maybe a more modern composting toilet) will come to our house. Will we burn down our "little outhouse" then? Nope. It has lots of advantages in terms of privacy, it's closer to the barn and woods than "Indoors," and — since it has no moving parts or pipes — will provide a foolproof backup system for those days when the water lines freeze, leak, or just stop working.

I have to admit, though, that I would welcome indoor facilities on occasion ... especially in January when the outhouse is a chilling place despite our cold-weather Styrofoam seat.

And even though our privy is practical — and pleasant enough after its outhouse bathroom décor "sprucing" — I'd never write a glowing, nostalgic piece about that little house on the hill. Some subjects just aren't fit for eulogy.


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Barnabas
2/12/2009 7:14:03 AM
One thing I have learned in my long life is that we throw away more good stuff in the USA than you can shake a stick at. Recycling is not a new thing...everything on the face of planet earth goes back into reuse...otherwise we'd be sitting on an awful big pile of poop. The fact is, we give back 90%+ what we eat so why waste all that good food. Flowers are not only pretty to look at, they love to eat your old food so why pay good money to have someone haul it away. If you don't have a flower garden, a tree or a shrub, get a shovel and plant one.








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