THE HOMESTEAD HOUND, PART II

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October/November 2000
 
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My pager buzzed again heartlessly. This time I had stopped by the head office to answer another call of nature, and as I pulled the pager off my belt to better see the message, the nagging little device - to my horror - slipped out of my hand and splashed resoundingly into the toilet bowl. Eerily, I could read the magnified message "Dog Sick" with the corresponding phone number as the pager settled to the bottom of the bowl.

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Frozen with indecision, I started to reach into the bowl to retrieve the pager and then thought better of it. What would happen, I evilly wondered, if I just slowly pushed down the flush lever on the back of the toilet? I became hypnotized as I watched the slowly spinning vortex of water suck my messages into its whirling center.

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